Because there may be more things I don’t know that I want to note that I didn’t know when I find them out, I’ll call this “Episode I.”
I am trying to compose a serious post on animal crackers, but F keeps distracting me with his snickering. Because F (this is my husband, I should point out, not my child) is reading the Wikipedia entry on flatulence. This entry contains, as it happens, several facts I wasn’t familiar with, but I have a hard time believing I didn’t know that the methane emission from livestock comes predominantly from their burps, not their flatulence.