I’m not sure what this is. I think maybe it’s an alien.
It just kinda popped in one night. We’ve been feeding it and waiting. Watching the skies. But there’s been no sign of any unusual craft. It doesn’t seem to be about to beam up, either.
I guess maybe we’re keeping it.
Maybe it’s an odd sort of cat. Everyone knows that if you feed a cat, it keeps you in its address book forever.
But I’m still leaning toward alien. Cats are a lot less needy. And this creature sounds subtly different from a cat.
Take me to your leader. Take. Me. To. — are you listening? Is there something wrong with your telepathic receptors? Man, this mission is going to take longer than I thought.
Just kidding! (Feed me.)